if your bored read

things you can do, well your on the internet this is endless entertainment like go watch a youtube video or something dont read this blog would you rather read or watch something.... go, GOOOOO fine ill right some stuff here do me a favor



LOOK LEFT--------------->        I SAID LEFT YOU DONT LIKE TO LISTEN DO YOU


well this is what you get when you come to my blogs alought of this stuff that cna be dumb but funny at the same time so here you go ill start off with some jokes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.......TO GET AWAY FROM YOU..... im sorry that was mean ill say some nicer stuff ok... well what do yo get when you have two carrots and a ring a two carrot ring HAHAHAHA LOL im funny im good at this i should become a comedyain like bro im good im a natrual at this stuff man i like 360 no-scoped that MLG pro come at me. ok well i have way better jokes like

WHAT IF BIRDS TWEETS ARE JUST SCREAMS BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF HEIGHTS. oohhhhhhhhhohohohoho look at that funny right well this next joke may knock your socks off because im a top notch joker. but have you ever been so bored that  when you got up you just starred at the floor wall or cieling like you are out of it are your just trying to snap back into it its really weird. but i like to just be borde like if your borde and you sit in the chair you just doing nothing just rocking back and forth its just like your out of it like bordom is a drug but its not. but here is another joke 

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SPOON WITH A FORK..... A FPOON

i will be doing random jokes like this through out this blog. dont you hate when some one chews loudly or with their moth open and if your that person then STAHHHP its really anoying and i lose my apitite and a mans got to eat but its not like school food is any good these days school food was never good it is gross only certaint things ill eat but its gross like the lesagna is dicusting and then their is the fish sticks i but you guy agree with me its gross and 9.99\10 people would agree with me on this .

video game type and what interests you

we have all played a video game one in our life, like if it was on your phone or on you pc or even console.

so im here if you have no clue what to play and your just playing the same game over and over groing border and border, ill be going over game types and use only one game example for this list this list does not include suggestions!

                                                                     lets get started

1st)

MMO( massively multiplier online) 

 first this is a game type were you do quest and beat the dungeon floor boss and lvl up. you have a chose to do pvp or pve. you have to chose special skills in which will determan if you will defeat the boss or not some MMORPG's dont have dungeons and are free rome with monsters already spawned and ready to attack so for this on i will be using 2 examples.

FIRST EXAMPLE 

-Rift- 

 In this game you chose defiance or guardian in which you will start off in pve to lvl up but you also will go into a high lvl land and then do pvp this is a free rome type game.

SECOND EXAMPLE 

-Dragons Nest-

 In this game you go into dugeons to collect special items for a quest. more people like this type of MMORPG because the quest is actually a story line. but you lvl up and you can join partys and make guilds but you have to be over a certain lvl and so you can also pay to look cooler but in this game you get a box everytime you lvl up and sometimes get a peice of armor wich is cool so you get it for free but it has a expired date on it. but overall this game is really fun for anyone who likes game that involve any time of teamwork or solo paly.

2nd)

first person shooters (i wont get violent in this list)

-CS:GO-

 This game in a competitive game in wich your eather a terrorist or a counter terrorist and if your on the T (terrorist)

you would need to break threw into a bomb site and plant the bomb and protect that said bomb.  CT (counter terrorist) in which your goal is to protect the bomb site and hold off the enemy until your comrades can switch over to B-A or A-B and so you must protect it and  kill everyone on the oppisite team or defuse the bomb or run out the time.
3rd) thirdperson game
-untured-
 a game in wich you try to survive the zombie opocolapce in eather third person or first person (i know alought of people will disagree but this game is great and still being updated with new maps and items.) this you must get resourses and survive you can do solo or play with friends and you can biuld bases and drive cars. basicly it has the textures like minecraft but smoother and the gaming aspect of dayz which you will hear me talk about in the next game type. but overall i give this game a 10/10 with so far no glitches or bugs its just a well thought out game.
 4th) zombie games.
-dayZ-
 in this game you also have to survive the zombie apocolapce but it is mpre realistic like you must repair a car or even give blood to one of your friends if you is badly injured and in this game you can go solo or with friends but this is a free rome game with resorces stashed around the map and yo must gear up and get ready for those who seek the fun of killing and also zombies the can get you by surprize in this game. so this game is for people who like to walk in games cause you do alought of that in this game and if you like to be mr.strates and be sneaky sneaky or just go guns blazing.

5th) RPG's(role playing game)
in this one this depeneds on the server that the game has but i think that its a good game and there is diferent gamemodes on so you can play it and when you get bored or just keep playing.
-Gmod-
 In this gamemode you can become a cop or a civ and you just live your life and dont be draged into a random cenaryo with guns and other bad poeple but you just live life buy a house and a car and you can become a crimanal and battle the cops. so if your into rp games then i suggest this one to you.

memes

Hello, im going to talk about umm.. i dont know mabye people geting stuck in a baby swing....or....  idk but,   memes is a perfect idea. like were did they come from or who in the world started it well I might tell you that so sit down and read to the end or else i will do nothing. just in case you didnt listen there is a meme for you.

 and if you didnt listen,

  If you read the last line correctly then ive got some news for you
The word meme originated with Richard Dawkins' 1976 book The Selfish Gene. Dawkins cites as inspiration the work of geneticist L. L. Cavalli-Sforza, anthropologist F. T. Cloak. so thats cool i think but not what i was looking for but ive allways wondered

but these are just examples of memes and that doesnt give you much information so ill give you now info and stop using memes for a while and stuff . so this is the very guy who made the first meme and invented it

1. Richard Dawkins
2. The word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, as an attempt to explain the way cultural information spreads; Internet memes are a subset of this general meme concept specific to the culture and environment of the Internet. heres a little about your average meme.     
   A meme is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".^[2] An Internet meme may take the form of an image, hyperlink, video, picture, website, or hashtag. It may be just a word or phrase, including an intentional misspelling. These small movements tend to spread from person to person via social networks, blogs, direct email, or news sources. They may relate to various existing Internet cultures or subcultures, often created or spread on various websites, or by Usenet boards and other such early-internet communications facilities. Fads and sensations tend to grow rapidly on the Internet, because the instant communication facilitates word-of-mouth transmission.
3. 
   An Internet meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem) is an activity, concept, catchphrase or piece of media which spreads, often as mimicry, from person to person via the Internet.^[1] Some notable examples include posting a photo of people lying down in public places (called "planking") and uploading a short video of people dancing to the Harlem Shake.
4. The word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, as an attempt to explain the way cultural information spreads;^[3] Internet memes are a subset of this general meme concept specific to the culture and environment of the Internet. In 2013 Dawkins characterized an Internet meme as being a meme deliberately altered by human creativity—distinguished from biological genes and Dawkins' pre-Internet concept of a meme which involved mutation by random change and spreading through accurate replication as in Darwinian selection.^[4] Dawkins explained that Internet memes are thus a "hijacking of the original idea," the very idea of a meme having mutated and evolved in this new direction.^[5] Further, Internet memes carry an additional property that ordinary memes do not—Internet memes leave a footprint in the media through which they propagate (for example, social networks) that renders them traceable and analyzable. 
5. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you 
6. you were to lazy to read all the you's or you did 
7. and didnt relize that there was a yoo in there 
8.  and now your looking for the yoo and cant find it
9. cause its not their  
10. ok and now memes are really cool cause they can make people mad and also giggle like how i just trolled you right there with the you's and now that that is clear and also memes also help people pass time and that is also good cause their might be nothing on the internet or youtube and this is one thing you can do just cause it has no real point but its fun to make and has its little funny moments and also make poeple mad on the internet and is funny to hear people rage and because of that their is more memes and thats what kickstarted all the memes and its funny so why not do that. memes are also a good way to have something to do then not to have at all and that means that you would not be ored and bring a smile to alought of peoples faces.and also if you think that someone is mad at you you can allways say
11. 
12. this is about 80% true 
13. but memes are really funny at times and make people mad
14. some memes dont even have words but still can be funny but ones with word are almost 10x funnier. but, to us on the internet will ferrel is king of the internet cause hes really funny.
15.   the truth has been spoken!!!!!!!! its to true on the amount of times i miss school and all this stuff happens like i missed school monday and tuesday and we have a pre test a huge packet and my firend starts more fights its crazy and when someone else misses school nothing happens. but memes are just really cool because of theses reasons.
16.  i love stuffed crust pizza its amazing i dont like homework it is really stressfull and also if school isnt the place to sleep ten home isnt the place to study.
17.  i feel you, i wish i had the care this guy has on homework.

i hate when the internet slows down

ok now that thats out of the way we can now do some stuff that will waste more time and talk about some stuff like, i dont like to be active i just like to be lazy wich is true but i have a fair share of activitie that i do to keep me in shape but the fun thing is that i dont even know what paragragh im on but i think im almost done and so i will talk about some fact or more fact about the memes what i was giving you was just exaples of memes so i think that i will talk about the pictures and some gifs because some came from a movie and some are actuall pictures that people have taken and then their are the gifs like you mad and the little kid in his little car like its funny but still really really funny like look and see
 look at him and laugh because its funny  and he seems like a kid that has a great sience of humor and stuff because if you so the gif then youll laugh. because this kid seems like a great kid to hang out with like my friend layton he can be wierd alought.